Rumor has it that our chief executive(Da PreZiDenT) proposed a new legislature to our Judicial Branch(RaBBi G) which had something to do about fixing the public phones that have been unfunctional for some decades now. Apparently the judicial branch vetoed the proposal on the basis of: that Students will be loitering in the halls using the phones as their excuse for cutting class. Oh yeah, as if no one is cutting class right now! We don't need phones as our excuse for cutting class, in fact we don't need any excuse! We doubt that the phones will be fixed anywhere in the near future, after all it's not just an issue of cutting class, it is also an issue of paying NYNEX for their services! This update was brought to you BY: The P@RSoN